It's Tebow Time!

So, I confess. I love Tim Tebow! I've been one of his staunch supporters from the get-go, since last year when we first got to see him play. I've consistently ignored the critics dogging him left and right. I was uber ticked that the Broncos didn't let him play more last year simply because he's so fun to watch. Plus, I love his work ethic, the fact that he sets a good example for kids, and that he doesn't engage in the petty trash-talk so prevalent in the world of sports. A lot of people hate him for his outspoken religious beliefs, but kudos to him for it. I'd rather see an athlete kneeling on the sidelines praying than some douche-nozzle doing the chicken dance in the end zone. Even Bill Cosby has given him a ringing endorsement!



But, love for Tebow aside, I don't hate Kyle Orton either. It made me feel bad when Denver fans booed him off the field. He's a good guy, and although he just didn't do well with us, I hope when his hand heals he has better success in Kansas City. Sort of. Give me a break, people, KC is one of our division rivals! But I hope he has the chance to be an awesome quarterback on par with Peyton Manning and Tom Brady. He deserves it. Still, here's something funny that a local Colorado Springs man put together:

My Bucket List

1. Build a fuel-efficient time machine, then go back in time and barge in on Stephenie Meyer's parents the night she was conceived to stop them from procreating.

2. Take the police on a car chase in a clown car.

3. Make a politician eat a crap sandwich.

4. Cup Tim Tebow's butt and squeeze it. Hard.

5. Bounce a million dollar check to Jerry's kids.

6. Put together a kick-ass Bloodhound Gang tribute band.

7. Make out with Chris Hemsworth.

8. Find every televangelist in the country and kick them in the nads.

9. Run away and join the circus.

10. Meet the Dalai Lama and first greet him by saying, "Hello, Dolly!"